Thursday, November 19, 2009

Enforcing God's Law on Earth

Below is a dialogue from Gary North's libertarian Taliban-run future world:

-Hi, Arphaxad, praise be to Jehovah.
-Hello, Hazar-maveth, Jehovah be praised.
-Seen the awesome stoning yesterday?
-Yeah, man, that was great. You know, I bought some popcorn, thought it would be the usual kind, just whack, whack and all done. But, man, that one was a lot of blood. The sinner suffered for his sins for real, man! I enjoyed it.
-I've just come from a bookstore, you know, the one down at the Abraham Tavern. It's a cool one. There's all sorts of Bibles - you know, red, green, gray ones, Bible Lite, the Bible for Dummies, Bible Reloaded. Real diversity! Not like in the olden times when the secular establishment had a monopoly on the media.
-Yeah, right. What's up at college?
-Cool, we've got some exchange students from Al Qaeda who came to teach us how to enforce God's will on Earth.
-Man, come to think of it, our satanic leadership used to fight these honest, God-fearing people!
-Are you going to the party tonight?
-Yeah, it's gonna be great, right?
-Oh, God be praised, sure! We're gonna have some group prayer!
-I've never done this. I've done a threesome once though.
-You should do it! Are you skillful at foreprayer?
-Yeah, my prayer partners haven't complained. By the way, I got a great Jesus job last night.


James said...

Gary who?

Mike Huckabee is of the same mind, but with a much better shot at power than Gary Idontknowwho. Chuck Norris endorsed him. That is and isn't a Chuck Norris joke.

"...I believe it's a lot easier to change the constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards"

Huckabee said that on the campaign trail in 2008. He won the Iowa caucus, but ended up second place (IIRC) to McSame. He'll probably be running again in 2012.

Reaganx said...

Huckabee is an idiot but at least, unlike North, he doesn't advocate stoning for abortion and blasphemy. His views are described here:

James said...

Not publicly, not yet.

When the constitution is rewritten to outlaw abortion, will the punishment for the crime be death?

Lethal injection, stoning... splitting hairs. :)