Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Swiss Model of Homeland Defense



In the wake of the insidious executive order to consolidate the command of the national guard into a "Council of Governors" under the Department of Homeland Defense, I give you a cost-effective alternative that preserves liberty and lowers the crime rate. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Swiss model of homeland defense: Well-armed, well-trained, and responsible soldier-citizens. If every country adopted it, one might call it the plan for privatizing world peace.

1 comment:

dhoughton.esq said...

If everyone had to be in the Army (or Marines or Airforce or Navy), they'd have to deal with icky things like hard work, and responsibility. They might even start *wanting* to take control of their own lives.

We can't have that.