Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Swiss Model of Homeland Defense

In the wake of the insidious executive order to consolidate the command of the national guard into a "Council of Governors" under the Department of Homeland Defense, I give you a cost-effective alternative that preserves liberty and lowers the crime rate. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Swiss model of homeland defense: Well-armed, well-trained, and responsible soldier-citizens. If every country adopted it, one might call it the plan for privatizing world peace.

1 comment: said...

If everyone had to be in the Army (or Marines or Airforce or Navy), they'd have to deal with icky things like hard work, and responsibility. They might even start *wanting* to take control of their own lives.

We can't have that.